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CAN I TOUCH YOUR HANDS ANON!?
Anonymous
No.20455
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No! You would eat them!
Anonymous
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OqAkq8v6LuQ
Anonymous
No.23368
>>23362
That Lyra gave me the creeps.
Anonymous
No.23370
Spoilered
Spoilered
>>20455
>>22952
Fig a & b: The last man to make a mistake petting Lyra (before and after)



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TotallynotApplejack
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What did Applejack just witness?
Anonymous
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>>20621
Generation 5 defense arguments
Anonymous
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>>20622
and generation 9 defense arguments
Anonymous
No.23365
>>20621
Somepony confused apples with pears.

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Autom/o/tive Autism General
Anonymous
No.20568
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Post anything automotive here.
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Anonymous
No.20574
>>20573
>What are your favourite types of cars and why?
I like pretty much everything that isn't an EV. Older models from the 50's-60's are my favorite for aesthetics. Those and old muscle cars, v8 pony cars especially.
Oldies because 'Christine' had a profound effect on me as a kid. Muscle cars because, well, who doesn't love muscle cars? Have you seen that video where a bunch of leftoid protestors get sent flying by a Dodge? It never fails to make me smile. There's just something so 'right' about a v8 muscle car crushing commies and it even makes me feel vaguely patriotic.
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Meanwhile, I still see some plastic cars and LADAs driving around
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>>20582
It's terrible.
Anonymous
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>>20583
The plastic car broke down at least once per trip, repairing it yourself was the fastest option. One had to work for decades just to afford one.
Anyway, I saw photos of american cars somewhere and the chevy Bel-Air(s) always stood out to me. I always dreamed about owning one.
Anonymous
No.20593
>>20591
Based taste. I know an older guy that put a 350 in a '57 Bel Air. It sounds amazing and looks like a mobile piece of art.
Sorry that Lada's are such shit heaps. I never understood the appeal of them other than poverty.
Anonymous
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Remember the 2016 Ball?

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Wtf was his problem?!
Anonymous
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Why did he do it?
Anonymous
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>>23307
jewish water occupation, went to the only unexplored area left, land.
Anonymous
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>>23307
>be prehistoric gator-fish
>going through teenage rebellious phase
>wants to go on dry land
>parents tell him no, must stay in water bcuz gills
>"screw u mom u can't tell me what 2 do"
>goes on land
>for some reason evolves instead of dies
tl;dr all non-marine life on planet Earth is due to the actions of one teenage edgelord
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>>23309
Based
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Samantha "Samy" Master(s)
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Samy started dating an admitted Rapist not long after he dated her 15 year old niece and after she was married in a Whitecastle. Slick the rapist subsequently left Master(s) and Samy fell in love with Mandolorian from Bitwave.tv. After trying to hock her niece onto dispatch Samy has basically been e-whoring around from orbiter to orbiter, Thomas Dall admitted Pedophile included.
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>>20974
it's better than shitting someone else's pants.
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>>21190
Sammy nooooooooo
Anonymous
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It seems that with the return of Thomas Dall aka kittystyle
Samantha masters as made a reappearance in his discord server
Anonymous
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>>23190
Kitty is a King
Anonymous
No.23279
Samantha was banned from Thomas Dall (self admitted pedophile’s) discord for posting her own mlpol page for attention. Thomas banned her because he was scared people would come across his own thread herein; however, he doesn’t know his thread was pruned ages ago for inactivity.

After some pushback from his own discord partipants he unbanned and reinvited her back. she responded back with:

Samyxbaby — Today at 9:31 AM
DONT YOU EVER I JUST WOKE UP TO *--* SPERGING AT ME.CALLING ME A FUCKIN BITCH AND TELLING ME TO GO.TAKE.CARE.OF.MY.CHILD AND STAY OUT OF HIS LIFE WTF? THEN HALF HOUR LATER.SAYS HEY COME.BACK TO SERVER.. HEY ASSHOLE ITS MY PAGE BITCH CAME BACK CUZ I FELT BAD THAT U WERE BANNED THIS IS WHY NO ONE LIKES YOU JAGOFF YOU FUCKIN CALL PEOPLE A FUCKING BITCH SPERG AT THEM AND THEN EXPECT THEM TO TALK TO.YOU.BACK AFTER YOU COME DOWN FROM YOUR BIPOLARNESS HEY --- DONT YOU EVER I MEAN EVER MOTHERFUCKER TALK ABOUT MY CHILD DONT YOU EVER TELL ME TO GO TAKE CARE OF MY CHILD YOU FUCKIN WIKIPEDIA TERRIORIST FAGGOT. YOU CRY IN A SERVER WITH TWO PEOPLE IN IT ABOUT HOW YOU WANT TO --- AFTER FUCKING PRISON. DONT YOU.EVER YOU FUCKIN WASTE OF.GOVERNMENT AIR piece OF SHIT MENTION MY CHILD AGAIN. I CAME BACK CUZ I FELT BAD. GET OFF THE INTERNET --- THE CYCLE OF --- THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE ZERO FRIENDS ZERO FAMILY ZERO IT IS YOUR A TICKING.TIME BOMB WASTE OF SPACE CHEAPER IF --- PIECE OF SHIT. I WOKE.UP TO.YOU SPERGING IN MY.CHAT INSTEAD OF FUCKING MESSAGING ME KINDLY AND SAYING HEY SAMY SORRY MAYBE YOU DIDNT KNOW THE RULES IN MY SERVER BUT PLEASE DONT DOX.... FINE. ACCEPTABLE NOT HEY YOU FUCKING BITCH TAKE CARE OF YOUR.KID ARE YOU.FUCKING DUMB. ---- I USED TO BE TALKED TO LIKE THAT FROM MAGGOTS LIKE YOU BUT THE NEW SAMY DOESNT TOLERATE BEING CALLED NAMES.FOR FUCKIN NOT.KNOWING THE RULES OR MAKING A MISTAKE. DONT YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY CHILD TO TELL ME TO GO TAKE CARE OF HIM YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU CAME BACK TO THE INTERNET IN HOPES OF A.FRESH DO.OVER.AND TO MEET NEW FRIENDS AND LOOK AROUNDD YOU GOT THE SAME.FOUR JAGOFFS IN YOUR SERVER AS YOU DID WHEN YOU LEFT. EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH TURNS TO SHIT I DIDNT DESERVE TO BE WOKEN UP WITH MESSAGES LIKE THAT FROM YOU IF I DIDNT KNOW YOUR FUCKING SERVER.RULES. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU .. NOW IM REPORTING IT AND YOU WONT EVEN HAVE A SERVER TO FUCKIN JERK TO THREE PEOPLE TO IN THE MORNING OKAY???SO GOODLUCK

It remains to be seen if the legendary mess known as samy will return.

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Drunk Thread
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Post here when drunk or high or whatever.
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>>22985
Hello.
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>>20171
Still one of my best posts, ngl
Anonymous
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>>22987
You're still retarded.
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>>22968
It's like weed.
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Hoarsefucker Cheese
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High quality hoarsefucker grade cultured content
This is not '/pol/' tier memes, this is not Facebook memes, this isn't a shitty fucking list!
(You) know the alternative. (You) know gems in the rough.
This is where the shear hoarsefucking powers leak all over permeating and turning people even normal fags to almost horsfuckers.
Greens, tales, memes, stories, happenings, points of history, that joke horsefuckers get, even /tv/ memes because that's a better alternative.
This is what happens when that jar becomes a wad of fungus and thicc gooey round then turning into the shaved cheese of a peetzer made by a qt3.14 mare for the pones to eat as you watch them as they feed you their highest quality human foods, and give you some succ.
This is condensed culture in the tiny neigh impossible wrapping where when you know. You KNOW.
The greatest of the greats, and the humble warm fuzzy cores.
This here is a tea party we're making some cultured melting cheese.
It's to venture into the cellars, storage closets, under the floor boards, hidden in the back of that one cabinet, deep in the pants the hold spaghetti, beside the last resort tendies, in the safest locations, and in the mind.
Bring the cute ponies, the pony pussy, the strange tales, the awesome moments, such concentration of horsefucker energy there's no end.
Bring your spaghetti, football, your mare and your friends.
Stolen like a thief in the night I bring for this for our party into the coming of the light! Like basketweavers who once hid the lit candles under the underwater baskets placed so the radiance shines forth as a precursor to the better things even yet to come.
Lo! I bear you tidings of great Football. Take heed my words, and may Football be upon you and ever inside you, and inside Rainbow Dash, who art the bringer of Football and also Football and also Thou, who art thyself Football should Thou only rise to the task, and carry the Football across the endzone of tribulation, and bask eternally in the light of Football for all time.

One does not need to call forth Football to summon Football, for the Football is already Football and Football for all time. In the beginning there was Football, and there shall be Football in the end, but there is no beginning and no end, for there can only be one Football, and that is Football.

To be with Football is to summon Football, for only those with Football in their hearts are truly worthy of Football. The Football that is Football shall thus manifest itself in thy heart if thou art truly worthy of Football, and to have Football abound one need only speak the name of Football. Those worthy of Football shall need no further explanation.

Thousands of years ago, ponies without Football did rut in darkness, and it was lewd, and the lewdness was good. But John Elway, who was Football, did regret that there was no Football save Football, and sought to bring Football forth and give the gift of Football to the ponies and make it forever lewd and also Football. And so John Elway, begat of Dan Reeves, did cum inside Rainbow Dash for the fifth time that day, and the Football did abound. And the Football that exploded forth was the Football that had been since the dawn of all things, the Deepest Football from Before the Dawn of Time.

And so I say unto you, fear not that thou art unworthy of Football, for those who comprehend Football know that only Football is Football, and that John Elway is Football, and there shall be field goals kicked eternally until the end of all things. And this end shall be no end, but only the beginning, which does not begin and therefore cannot end, for in the end, and the beginning, there is and ever shall be only Football, which pervades all things, except for the Oakland Raiders because they suck.

Time and time again shall the ponies rut in the eternal light of Football, and the rutting shall be lewd for all time. And the Football shall plook forth into Rainbow Dash, who dwelleth in the deepest oceans of Football as the Philosopher's Poner, and evermore shalt the Football burst forth into her eternally sacred womb.

Football.

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>>23192
>This is what happens when that jar becomes a wad of fungus and thicc gooey round then turning into the shaved cheese of a peetzer made by a qt3.14 mare for the pones to eat as you watch them as they feed you their highest quality human foods, and give you some succ
Oh fuck yes! My body is ready for some [i]extra cheese!
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Requesting the full /mlpol/-tan comic, if anypony has it. My collection died with my old hard drive.
Anonymous
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>>23194
Based.

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No.23163
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